| The sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigerette. |
| I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! |
| Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. |
| I used to have a handle on life...but it broke. |
| Beer : it's not just for breakfast anymore. |
| I am not a complete idiot...some parts are missing. |
| As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools! |
| God must love stupid people, He made so many of you. |
| The gene pool could use a little chlorine. |
| Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. |
| Finish your beer - there are sober people in China! |
| Ever stop to think...and then forget to start again? |
| If I gave a shit, you would be the first person I gave it to. |
| Welcome to Shit Creek - sorry, we are out of paddles! |
| If you think I am a bitch, wait until you meet my mother! |
| In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal. |
| All of me is beautiful....even the ugly,stupid and disgusting parts. |
| I honor and express all facets of my being -regardless of state and local laws. |
| What do you do if your man walks out? You shut the door! |
| Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. |
| Bachelor: a man who has missed his opportunity to make some woman miserable. |
| Not all men are annoying - some are dead |
