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Man's 25 Rules For Women

Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.

Don't cut your hair. Ever!

Don't make us guess.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

He's never thinking about "the relationship."

Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

Ask for what you what. Subtle hints don't work.

No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.

Don't ever tell your girlfriends to tell us anything. Tell us yourself.

If you like us, let us know. The playing-hard-to-get rule is passe.

Share the bathroom.

Share the closet.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Nothing says 'I Love You' like sex in the morning.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

Check your oil.

Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.